Welcome to the Children's Book Diner!
Short-order cook Peter and his staff of smilin' servers -- Deenie, Dinky, Ramona, and Trixie B. -- aim to please with a wide-ranging menu sure to satisy even the most discriminating palate.
Green Eggs and Ham
Everything on a Waffle
Winnie the Pu-Pu Platter -- East meets west in this selection of old English cheeses and Chinese hors d'oeuvres
Lucky Trimble's Cheese Balls
SOUPS, SALADS, AND SANDWICHES
Stone Soup -- a vegetarian classic, and you'll never guess the secret ingredient!
Robert McCloskey's Lentil Soup
Old King Cole Slaw
Wintergirls' Three-Bean Salad -- a filling combination of one pinto bean, one green bean, and one black bean. Doggie bags available if that's too much for you
Harriet M. Welsch's Tomato Sandwich -- served with a chocolate egg cream
Farmer Arabel's Pulled-Pork Sandwich -- one bite of this BBQ delight and you too will be saying, "SOME PIG!"
Henry Huggins' Afterschool Snackers -- peanut butter, jam, and pickle relish on a graham cracker. Please specify choice of jam: strawberry, grape, or Salamanca's gooseberry jam
Spaghetti with a Chance of Meatballs -- authentic Italian pasta, may or may not be accompanied by meatballs depending on the mood of the chef
Johnny Mutton Chops -- don't be sheepish, give this one a try!
Farmer Hoggett's Hog's Head -- if you can't make up your mind what to order, this'll do
Jack G's "Hole in My Life" Pot Roast -- betcha six to ten, you'll like this dish
Oven-roasted Squab -- if you prefer this dish without gravy, please inform your server, "Don't Let the Pigeon Arrive Au Jus!"
Sam Gribley's Fresh Catch -- flown in daily. Frightful-ly good!
Eloise's Sausage Roll -- the worst brat in children's books inspired this bratwurst dish
Make Way for Ducklings a l'Orange
Journey Cake, Ho!
M.C. Higgins' Banina Cream Pie -- just like mother used to make
Poppy Seed Cakes
Ginger Pie -- have some now, as it may disappear from the menu without warning
Turkish Delight -- one bite of this and you'll swear you're back in Narnia
Stinky Cheesecake -- Can be served with strawberries or cherries, though we'll be honest: they don't really mask the smell
15% gratuity added to tables of six or more.
Ask us about our catering services!